プリキュアオールスターズをさらに大勢にする (ヨシダプロ)

全国の女子を中心に大人気の
プリキュア。


おかげで
映画プリキュアオールスターズも
大人気でございますが、

そんなプリキュア
シリーズを重ねていくにつれ
映画においては
プリキュアオールスターズ
なだけに
プリキュアのみんなが
どんどん大集合してくれたりして
さぞたまらないわけです


が、
最近のプリキュア
オールスターズとはいえ
ちょっと


大集合しすぎ
なような気はいたします。

パット見ちょっと戸惑ってしまう
なかなかの人数ですよね。

でも実はプリキュア、
映画のみならず


他の
プリキュアモノにおきましても、
このように


やや過多
な感は
否めないものでございます。

でも
そんなプリキュア
やっぱり大集合してくれたらしてくれたで
たいそう華やかで
コチラとしても嬉しいので今回は、
映画のヒットも記念して

より
プリキュアを
大集合させてみたいと思います!!


...


ってことで
映画においては
このように
プリキュアオールスターズとして
こんなにも大集合してくれて嬉しいわけですが


今回は
まだまだ


大集合してもらいたいわけでございまして


まずとりあえずは


デフォルトな感じで


集合
していただきましょう。

すでにもう
30名近くいらっしゃって
なんとも華やかですが、

さらに
もっと多くの方に
集合していただきたく思いますので

このように


チョキチョキ
チョッキング

していきまして

新たに誕生した
プリキュアのみなさんを


新たに
集合させたいと思います。


お、
増えましたね。

すでに
60名はいそうです。

でもまだまだ
集合していただきたいので

さらにまた


チョキチョキチョッキング
していきまして

また新たに誕生した
プリキュアのみなさんに

新たに
集合していただきたいと
思います


お、
増えましたね

ちょっとした
女子会

ような絵にはなってまいりました。

でもまだまだ
集合していただきたいので


また
新たに
誕生して

大集合
でございまして

すでに


一学年の
集合写真

のような状態ではございます。

でもまだまだ
集合していただきたいので


また
新たに
誕生していただき

新たに


大集合
でございまして
いつしか


全学年の
集合写真
のように
なってはまいりました。
でもまだまだ
集合して
いただきたく
思いまして

なんだか
いつしか


インドの
満員電車

ような状態にはなってまいりました。

でも
まだまだ
集合していただきたく思いまして

ほぼ


渋谷
のような状態に
なってまいりました。


でもまだまだ
集合して
いただきたくて

って
すでに


多摩の全人口は
超えている
んじゃないかと
思えてきました。


そんなこんなで
だいぶ
集合しまくって
いただいわけですが、

さらに
プリキュアクオリティを
高めるべく


その

なんとも

プリキュア的な


タイトルと


メッセージも

きちんと
プリキュア的に
刻み込んでおきたいと思います。


というわけで
ここに
プリキュアールスターズ
大集合させることが
できたわけでございまして!


いざ
部屋に
掲げてみますと

すでに

異質なオーラを放ってはいるようですが

そんな
プリキュアオールスターズが
大集合してしまった
その全貌が
これだッ!!!


!!!


!!!!!



!!!!!!!


!!!!!!!!!

多すぎる!!

多すぎるッ!!!!



どうやらこれ
数えたら
プリキュア総勢1000人はいるようでして

ここまで集われると
もはや敵がかわいそう
なほどの
陣営に
なってはしまいました。



ということで
プリキュアメッセージとしても素敵な


わたしたちは、ひとりじゃない
という言葉も


見りゃわかる
レベルで
胸に響いてくるのでございました。


というわけで

いずれにせよ
夥しい数のプリキュア
という状態にはなりましたが

さすがみなさん
華やかなスターだけに
コチラとしても
よりいっそう


華やかな気分になることが
できまして
プリキュアオールスターズの魅力を
再確認することが
できたのでございました。

というわけでみなさんも
このカタルシスを実感すべく
プリキュアオールスターズを見に
劇場に足を運んでいただけたらと思いまして
お忙しいところお手数ですみませんが
どうぞよろしくお願い致します。
ではまた失礼いたします。
(ヨシダプロ)


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In this ad for French clothing brand Camaïeu, a model wears a cozy sweatshirt and pajama shorts without incident. (Although, what's with the blurring near her belly button?). Scroll lower and you'll notice something a wee bit weird. Photoshop fail alert! What happened to her feet?

Victoria's Secret appears to have used its airbrushing powers to give a model a lift -- literally. To demonstrate the effectiveness of the Add 2 Cups Multi-Way Bra, part of the Bombshell collection, model Candice Swanepoel leans towards the camera and shows off her enhanced cleavage. But one side of her chest looks remarkably bigger than the other, as if the "Add 2 Cups" applied to one breast only.

This American Apparel ad is a study in Photoshop gone wrong. The image, ostensibly advertising the retailer's line of lace clothes, features a blonde girl cradling a horse's head that seems to be leading to nowhere.

Some Photoshop fails are subjective. Did the editor really chop off the model's arm? Or is that pose actually physically possible? But sometimes, the photo gods send us an airbrush misstep too obvious to be debated. This latest newsletter from Alloy is definitely a case of the latter.

Our friends over at PsDisasters tipped us off to the slightly off-kilter shot in the Gucci Resort 2013 ads. The fail in question has to do with poor Joan Smalls' leg-to-hip ratio. Her torso is twisted, but there's still something a little ... off about the way her legs are positioned. Does anyone else notice that her crotch doesn't match up to her body at all? That oversized snakeskin tote isn't hiding anything either.

This Kohl's ad take waist-whittling to a whole new, er, planet. Our friends at Photoshop Disasters spotted this flop -- and boy were they right. The shape these frocks seem designed to flatter definitely doesn't look human. The woman in the white dress has some sort of inverted triangle alien body -- or is that a Ken doll-like physique?

Our friends at PsDisasters tipped us off to this one, and it's definitely one for the books. To sell their "Jackie Cardigan" on their website, J. Crew featured a model in their typical prep-meets-hip gear. It only takes about half a second to notice that chunks of the model's inner thighs have been erased. Could this be a case of Photoshop streamlining gone wrong? Or is there some photo editor out there who thinks that the ideal pair of jeans creates the illusion of cratered body parts?

Jezebel pointed out that in the advertisements for Aguilera's Royal Desire fragrance, something appears a bit off. Aguilera's wrist bends weirdly, her knee has a seemingly misplaced indentation and her face and limbs look incredibly ... chiseled.

The 38-year-old graced the latest ad campaign for Rimmel looking a little ... well, flat. Kate's wearing matte foundation in the ad, so it's understandable that she would look somewhat less shiny. But, aside from her signature wide-set eyes and a small semblance of her cheekbones, we can't seem to find the lively Kate we know and love (even without a stitch of makeup).

When Kristen Stewart (awkwardly) posed on the cover of Glamour's November issue, she too fell victim to the photoshop madness. The potentially cute photo is ruined by a strange choice to cut off half of her arm (which somehow disappears into her leg).

Not only did Ann Taylor take a few inches off of a model's waist, the brand's website accidentally revealed the "before" shot, thanks to a tech glitch. The "before" is on the left, and Ann's "improved" version is on the right.

In this jarring Ann Taylor LOFT photo of Linen Twill Shorts, the model appears to have a thumb emerge directly out of her arm, above the wrist.

In this printed ad from an Italian haircare line, the female model's legs seem to have gone missing... or perhaps the male model's biceps are so big they conceal them?

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Model Angela Linvdall posed for the March cover of Vogue Mexico looking every beauty but also, very elongated. Her neck and jawline seemed to have been smoothed and stretched out or she's a modern-day Stretch Armstrong.

Bloomingdales turned a perfectly innocent model into a mutant, giving her the pointiest, most elongated elbow we've ever seen.

The leg bone is not connected to the hip bone. Period. And for more, check out a dozen or so airbrushed Angel fails.

By now, we're used to seeing models' bodies whittled down -- but how about reverse retouching? Like, making someone appear heavier than she is? That's what happened with Kamilla Wladyka who was Photoshopped to look healthier. For the cover of Healthy magazine.

And On And On. This model loves Suave's Mango Mandarin body wash so much that she hasn't realized she's an amputee.

We don't think the lady model's legs make any sense in Dolce & Gabbana's ad for light blue, although, somehow, 47 percent of you thought everything looked just peachy.

We still don't know what this was about but it seems more relevant than ever. Did Wills dye his hair just for the Hello cover shoot? Or was someone playing around with the color and contrast in everyone's favorite retouching program?

Here's an interesting spin: model Irina Shayk claims GQ Spain Photoshopped the underwear right off of her and that she never posed in the buff. She's taking the Spanish glossy to court over the pics.

"New Zealand's Next Top Model" came under fire for having a 16-year-old contestant pose topless, with only mud smeared across her naked breasts and then posted an unedited picture from the shoot online. The solution? A spray of Photoshopped steam covering up the girl's chest.

While Anne Hathaway looked stunning on British GQ's February 2010 issue, something's not quite right with her ultra-smooth armpit...

Another Ann Taylor photoshop fail...this time, they took out their airbrushing anger by amputating this poor model's arm!

We're not sure why someone would change Hilary Rhoda's already perfect and sky-high cheekbones to begin with-- but that didn't stop Numero Tokyo from engaging in this photoshop fail. The model's razor-sharp cheekbones were given a little too much tapering...yikes!

Some were shocked at Kate Middleton's frail frame in her Alexander McQueen gown on her wedding day. But a Grazia magazine retoucher decided to take it up a notch by airbrushing her already tiny waist, to look just like a life-size Barbie's instead. It seems that Grazia has tried to trick us into thinking the Duchess has the worlds smallest waist.

It's hard to even tell that this Maybelline ad features the one-and-only Christy Turlington, who is so airbrushed that she's basically unrecognizable. While the supermodel has always been known for her flawless complexion, her skin is so overly retouched that it bares more resemblance to a 3D animation than Christy herself.

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Louis Vuitton's fall 2010 campaign featuring models Christy Turlington, Karen Elson and Natalia Vodianova is so aesthetically pleasing to look at, that it's hard to notice this photoshop mystery. But if you look closely in the mirror, you'll see a random reflexion in the mirror that doesn't match up with the actual scene going on.

Grace are as pretty as can be in this September 2011 Vogue spread. But unfortunately, Lila Grace and her poor fingers are the victims in this photoshop disaster.

Kim Kardashian has always embraced her curvy figure--but the original and untouched photo that Complex.com accidentally posted of a thinner Kim says otherwise.

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ready to be asked, "Dude, where'd I put my beer?" a whole lot.

The party don't stop 'til you spill chicken wings all over your lap.

Aside from the cringe-worthy "Look! A six pack on my six pack!" jokes your drunk friend will undoubtedly make, just wait until she tries to tie her shoes.

If you're already this committed to drinking on the DL in public, we wouldn't be surprised if you end up thinking you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Junior" by the end of the night.

"DUDE YOUR BEER IS ABOUT TO SPI-- Oh, wait. It's cool."

Clever, but that remote would get lost faster than your beer. Also, encouraging people to lose track of their drinks might not be the best way to go.

A few beers later and your guests assume that you hired R2-D2 as your personal butler.

Does the night end with you trying to get this last sip of beer? Or does it BEGIN that way?

You know it's the end of the night when you start talking to your beer, but imagine what would happen if it talked back?

We'd like to see any beer actually make it into a drunk person's mouth with this product. Also, the makers ignored the obvious "Shotgun" pun opportunity. What a shame.

Not included: replacement iPod for when it falls into the ice water.

If you're already sitting on the ground, you've maybe had enough beer.

"DUDE YOU SPILLED BEER ON YOUR PHO-- Oh, wait. It's cool."

Have one too many and leaning over results in a waterfall of beer on your carpet. Sorry, mom!

"Have you seen my drugs? I mean my beer. I mean my bottle of beer. I mean my can of beer in a bottle of drugs."


All's well until your drunk friend tries to spin his "gun" around his finger.

You know a drunk person is just going to hold the can and have the gun part sticking out all night.

This might not confuse a drunk person, but the name "Shaft Cooler" will definitely make them giggle.

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LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the runwayduring the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the runwayduring the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: A model walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: Pam Hogg (R) walks the catwalk during the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.


LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains nudity.) A model walks the runwayduring the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 16: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains nudity.) A model walks the runwayduring the Pam Hogg show at Freemasons Hall during London Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2013/14 on February 16, 2013 in London, England.

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