統一球問題 ダルビッシュがバッサリ、ブラゼルは日本球界復帰アピール


野球の醍醐味といえば、やっぱりホームラン! 投手戦やスミイチの息詰まる攻防戦も見応えがあるものの、芸術的なアーチや会心のバット投げ、一発で試合をひっくり返す爽快感はホームランならでは。ところが、2011年から"飛ばないボール"こと統一球の導入によりホームランの数が激減、「野球がつまらなくなった」なんて声も...。

そんな野球ファンのボヤキが天に届いたのか、今シーズンから急にポンポンとホームランが生まれるように! ...しかし中村ノリ選手や井口選手など、打った本人が「なんであれが入るんだ?」と首を傾げる始末。そんな、現場もファンもこぞって首をひねる状況にもかかわらず、日本野球機構(NPB)は「統一球の仕様は変更していない」の一点張りだった。


ところがここに来て、ついにNPBが「昨年より飛ぶ統一球」に変更したことを正式に認めたのだ。下田事務局長によると、昨年までの検査で反発力が基準よりも低い球が目立ったため、製造元のミズノ社に昨夏に修正を指示。今季開幕から新球を使用していたという。しかも、ミズノ社に対して、統一球に関する問い合わせには「全く変わっていない」と答えるよう指示していたとも...。これに野球ファンが黙っているわけがなく、ネット上では「今更かよwww」「知ってた」というツッコミが氾濫。怒りの矛先はもちろん、NPBおよび統一球の顔・加藤良三コミッショナーへ。

「NPBとかいう害悪」
「加藤良三引責辞任待ったなし!」
「うーん この隠ぺい体質」
「おいおい、役人の不祥事かこいつら」

と、不誠実すぎる対応にシュプレヒコールで応戦。一方で、統一球に翻弄された選手に対する同情の声も多数。

「去年は不良品使ってたってことかいな」
「じゃあ去年の成績は参考記録扱いにしろよ」
「おいおい この糞球のせいで何人の打者が死んだと思ってんだ」

...そう、この"飛ばないボール"の被害者として真っ先に挙げられるのが、元阪神のブラゼル選手。2010年の大活躍から一転、11年および12年は打撃成績がまったく奮わずに引退。現在はアメリカの独立リーグでプレーしているブラゼル選手(しかも向こうで大活躍中)は、この件を受けて自身のツイッターにどしどし寄せられている「NPBに戻ってきて!」というファンからのメッセージをせっせとリツイートするなど、日本球界復帰に向けて猛アピール中だ。

そんな中、奇しくも今回の一件で株を上げたのがメジャーリーガーのダルビッシュ有投手である。というのも以前、ツイッターで「選手のみなさんが(統一球が)変わったって言うんだから変わったんだと思うんですが、なんで内緒にするんですかね?」というファンからのピュアな疑問に対し、「お偉いさんの顔でしょう」とズバリ言い当てていたのだ。今回の隠蔽が明るみに出ると「やっぱりダルビッシュがナンバーワン!」と、ファンもこぞって絶賛した。
さすが球界の新・ご意見番ことダルビッシュ。これから野球でわからないことはハリーじゃなくてダルさんに尋ねよう!

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ready to be asked, "Dude, where'd I put my beer?" a whole lot.

The party don't stop 'til you spill chicken wings all over your lap.

Aside from the cringe-worthy "Look! A six pack on my six pack!" jokes your drunk friend will undoubtedly make, just wait until she tries to tie her shoes.

If you're already this committed to drinking on the DL in public, we wouldn't be surprised if you end up thinking you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Junior" by the end of the night.

"DUDE YOUR BEER IS ABOUT TO SPI-- Oh, wait. It's cool."

Clever, but that remote would get lost faster than your beer. Also, encouraging people to lose track of their drinks might not be the best way to go.

A few beers later and your guests assume that you hired R2-D2 as your personal butler.

Does the night end with you trying to get this last sip of beer? Or does it BEGIN that way?

You know it's the end of the night when you start talking to your beer, but imagine what would happen if it talked back?

We'd like to see any beer actually make it into a drunk person's mouth with this product. Also, the makers ignored the obvious "Shotgun" pun opportunity. What a shame.

Not included: replacement iPod for when it falls into the ice water.

If you're already sitting on the ground, you've maybe had enough beer.

"DUDE YOU SPILLED BEER ON YOUR PHO-- Oh, wait. It's cool."

Have one too many and leaning over results in a waterfall of beer on your carpet. Sorry, mom!

"Have you seen my drugs? I mean my beer. I mean my bottle of beer. I mean my can of beer in a bottle of drugs."


All's well until your drunk friend tries to spin his "gun" around his finger.

You know a drunk person is just going to hold the can and have the gun part sticking out all night.

This might not confuse a drunk person, but the name "Shaft Cooler" will definitely make them giggle.

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LOS ANGELES - JANUARY 13:  Burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese poses for a portrait at L'Orangerie on January 13, 2006 in Los Angeles, CA.

Dita Von Teese during Paris Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2007 - Jean Paul Gaultier - Arrivals at Paris Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2007 - JP Gaultier - Arrivals in Paris, France.

Dita von Teese during Dita von Teese Burlesque Performance - March 26, 2005 at Future in Atlanta, Georgia, United States.

Dita von Teese during Dita von Teese Burlesque Performance - March 26, 2005 at Future in Atlanta, Georgia, United States.

Dita Von Teese performs

NEW YORK -  JULY 20:  Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese performs her act at Virgin Mobile's "3 Ways To Pay As You Go" launch party at Sky Studio July 20, 2005 in New York City.

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - SEPTEMBER 13: Burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese poses at the Observatory Hotel at The Rocks on September 13, 2010 in Sydney, Australia.

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - MAY 01: Dita Von Teese launches her debut signature fragrance 'Dita Von Teese' eau de parfum at Liberty on May 1, 2012 in London, England.

Dita Von Teese during Marc Jacobs Celebrates the Opening of Three Los Angeles Stores - Red Carpet at Marc Jacobs Boutique in Los Angeles, California, United States.

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - MARCH 10:  Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese showcases a design by Von Follies by Dita Von Teese during the Von Follies show on day three of the 2012 L'Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival on March 10, 2012 in Melbourne, Australia.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26:  Actress Dita Von Teese arrives at the 20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party at The City of West Hollywood Park on February 26, 2012 in Beverly Hills, California.

NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 09:  Dita Von Teese wearing Zac Posen at the The Heart Truth's Red Dress Collection fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2011 at Lincoln Center on February 9, 2011 in New York City.

EGHAM, ENGLAND - JUNE 17: Dita von Teese attends the Cartier Queen's Cup Polo Day 2012 at Guards Polo Club on June 17, 2012 in Egham, England.

MIAMI BEACH, FL - NOVEMBER 17:  Dita Von Teese attends the launch of 'My Cointreau Travel Essentials' at Mondrian Miami on November 17, 2011 in Miami Beach, Florida.

DALLAS, TX - JUNE 07:  Dita Von Teese poses for a portrait at the Cointreau and Dita Von Teese Launch Summer Bar Cart Cocktail Program at Poolside Soiree on June 7, 2012 at Ku De Ta in Dallas, Texas.

BERLIN, GERMANY - MAY 04:  Dita von Teese poses with at the Duftstars Awards 2012 at Tempodrom on May 4, 2012 in Berlin, Germany.

Dita Von Teese poses in front of an image of her's at the Olympus Fashion Week Spring 2007 - Marc Jacobs - After Party

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 15:  Dancer Dita Von Teese and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner attend the Playboy party at Barfly on November 15, 2002 in West Hollywood, California.  Von Teese is featured as Miss December 2002 for Playboy's holiday issue.

UNITED STATES - OCTOBER 17:  Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Tesse attending the Vanity Fair sponsored premeire of BMW's web movies series "The Hire" second season in Los Angeles 10/17/02

MOSCOW - MAY 15:  Dita von Teese attends the press conference for Germany's team, as she will be performing as a dancer. The Final of the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest will be held on May 16.

SAN REMO, ITALY - FEBRUARY 16:  Dita Von Teese attends the 60th Sanremo Song Festival at the Ariston Theatre On February 16, 2010 in San Remo, Italy.

Dita Von Teese performing at the Exotic Erotic Ball at Webster Hall in New York City. 11/28/2001.

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Puffin

SEAHOUSES, ENGLAND - JUNE 24:  A Puffin returns to it's nest on a cliff top on June 24, 2011 on Inner Farne, England. The Farne Islands, which are run by the National Trust, are situated two to three miles off the Northumberland coastline. The archipeligo of 16-28 separate islands (depending on the tide) make the summer home to approximately 100,000 pairs of breeding seabirds including around 36,000 Puffins, 32,000 Guillemots and 2,000 pairs of Arctic Terns. The species of birds which nest in internationally important numbers include Shag, Sandwich Tern and Arctic Tern. The coastline around The Farnes are also the breeding ground to one of Europe's largest Grey Seal colonies with around 4,000 adults giving birth to 1500 pups every year.

SKOMER ISLAND, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20:  An adult Puffin flaps its wings on Skomer Island on July 20, 2010 in Pembrokeshire, Wales. The island which has the biggest Puffin colony in Southern Britain plays host to over 10,000 Puffins, who come from April to the end of July to breed. The small island, off the coast of southwest Wales and managed by the Wildlife Trust of South and West Wales, is one of the most important and accessible seabird breeding sites in Europe and has become a Mecca for wildlife and bird lovers. As well as the Puffins the island is also home to a large breeding seabird population, including Manx Shearwaters, Guillemots, and Razorbills as well as birds of prey including Owls, Kestrels and Falcons. As a result Skomer is a National Nature Reserve, a Site of Special Scientific Interest and a Special Protection Area. Much of Skomer has also been designated an Ancient Monument and it is also surrounded by a Marine Nature Reserve.

SKOMER ISLAND, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20:  An adult Puffin watches from the cliff tops on Skomer Island on July 20, 2010 in Pembrokeshire, Wales. The island which has the biggest Puffin colony in Southern Britain plays host to over 10,000 Puffins, who come from April to the end of July to breed. The small island, off the coast of southwest Wales and managed by the Wildlife Trust of South and West Wales, is one of the most important and accessible seabird breeding sites in Europe and has become a Mecca for wildlife and bird lovers. As well as the Puffins the island is also home to a large breeding seabird population, including Manx Shearwaters, Guillemots, and Razorbills as well as birds of prey including Owls, Kestrels and Falcons. As a result Skomer is a National Nature Reserve, a Site of Special Scientific Interest and a Special Protection Area. Much of Skomer has also been designated an Ancient Monument and it is also surrounded by a Marine Nature Reserve.

SKOMER ISLAND, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20:  An adult Puffin watches from the cliff tops on Skomer Island on July 20, 2010 in Pembrokeshire, Wales. The island which has the biggest Puffin colony in Southern Britain plays host to over 10,000 Puffins, who come from April to the end of July to breed. The small island, off the coast of southwest Wales and managed by the Wildlife Trust of South and West Wales, is one of the most important and accessible seabird breeding sites in Europe and has become a Mecca for wildlife and bird lovers. As well as the Puffins the island is also home to a large breeding seabird population, including Manx Shearwaters, Guillemots, and Razorbills as well as birds of prey including Owls, Kestrels and Falcons. As a result Skomer is a National Nature Reserve, a Site of Special Scientific Interest and a Special Protection Area. Much of Skomer has also been designated an Ancient Monument and it is also surrounded by a Marine Nature Reserve.

SKOMER ISLAND, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20:  An adult Puffin watches from the cliff tops on Skomer Island on July 20, 2010 in Pembrokeshire, Wales. The island which has the biggest Puffin colony in Southern Britain plays host to over 10,000 Puffins, who come from April to the end of July to breed. The small island, off the coast of southwest Wales and managed by the Wildlife Trust of South and West Wales, is one of the most important and accessible seabird breeding sites in Europe and has become a Mecca for wildlife and bird lovers. As well as the Puffins the island is also home to a large breeding seabird population, including Manx Shearwaters, Guillemots, and Razorbills as well as birds of prey including Owls, Kestrels and Falcons. As a result Skomer is a National Nature Reserve, a Site of Special Scientific Interest and a Special Protection Area. Much of Skomer has also been designated an Ancient Monument and it is also surrounded by a Marine Nature Reserve.

SKOMER ISLAND, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20:  An adult Puffin watches from the cliff tops on Skomer Island on July 20, 2010 in Pembrokeshire, Wales. The island which has the biggest Puffin colony in Southern Britain plays host to over 10,000 Puffins, who come from April to the end of July to breed. The small island, off the coast of southwest Wales and managed by the Wildlife Trust of South and West Wales, is one of the most important and accessible seabird breeding sites in Europe and has become a Mecca for wildlife and bird lovers. As well as the Puffins the island is also home to a large breeding seabird population, including Manx Shearwaters, Guillemots, and Razorbills as well as birds of prey including Owls, Kestrels and Falcons. As a result Skomer is a National Nature Reserve, a Site of Special Scientific Interest and a Special Protection Area. Much of Skomer has also been designated an Ancient Monument and it is also surrounded by a Marine Nature Reserve.

SKOMER ISLAND, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20:  An adult Puffin enters a burrow holding sandeels in its beak to feed its cheeks on Skomer Island on July 20, 2010 in Pembrokeshire, Wales. The island which has the biggest Puffin colony in Southern Britain plays host to over 10,000 Puffins, who come from April to the end of July to breed. The small island, off the coast of southwest Wales and managed by the Wildlife Trust of South and West Wales, is one of the most important and accessible seabird breeding sites in Europe and has become a Mecca for wildlife and bird lovers. As well as the Puffins the island is also home to a large breeding seabird population, including Manx Shearwaters, Guillemots, and Razorbills as well as birds of prey including Owls, Kestrels and Falcons. As a result Skomer is a National Nature Reserve, a Site of Special Scientific Interest and a Special Protection Area. Much of Skomer has also been designated an Ancient Monument and it is also surrounded by a Marine Nature Reserve.

SKOMER ISLAND, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20:  An adult Puffin watches from the cliff tops on Skomer Island on July 20, 2010 in Pembrokeshire, Wales. The island which has the biggest Puffin colony in Southern Britain plays host to over 10,000 Puffins, who come from April to the end of July to breed. The small island, off the coast of southwest Wales and managed by the Wildlife Trust of South and West Wales, is one of the most important and accessible seabird breeding sites in Europe and has become a Mecca for wildlife and bird lovers. As well as the Puffins the island is also home to a large breeding seabird population, including Manx Shearwaters, Guillemots, and Razorbills as well as birds of prey including Owls, Kestrels and Falcons. As a result Skomer is a National Nature Reserve, a Site of Special Scientific Interest and a Special Protection Area. Much of Skomer has also been designated an Ancient Monument and it is also surrounded by a Marine Nature Reserve.

SKOMER ISLAND, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20:  An adult Puffin prepares to enter a burrow holding sandeels in its beak to feed its chicks on Skomer Island on July 20, 2010 in Pembrokeshire, Wales. The island which has the biggest Puffin colony in Southern Britain plays host to over 10,000 Puffins, who come from April to the end of July to breed. The small island, off the coast of southwest Wales and managed by the Wildlife Trust of South and West Wales, is one of the most important and accessible seabird breeding sites in Europe and has become a Mecca for wildlife and bird lovers. As well as the Puffins the island is also home to a large breeding seabird population, including Manx Shearwaters, Guillemots, and Razorbills as well as birds of prey including Owls, Kestrels and Falcons. As a result Skomer is a National Nature Reserve, a Site of Special Scientific Interest and a Special Protection Area. Much of Skomer has also been designated an Ancient Monument and it is also surrounded by a Marine Nature Reserve.

SKOMER ISLAND, UNITED KINGDOM - JULY 20:  An adult Puffin prepares to enter a burrow holding sandeels in its beak to feed its chicks on Skomer Island on July 20, 2010 in Pembrokeshire, Wales. The island which has the biggest Puffin colony in Southern Britain plays host to over 10,000 Puffins, who come from April to the end of July to breed. The small island, off the coast of southwest Wales and managed by the Wildlife Trust of South and West Wales, is one of the most important and accessible seabird breeding sites in Europe and has become a Mecca for wildlife and bird lovers. As well as the Puffins the island is also home to a large breeding seabird population, including Manx Shearwaters, Guillemots, and Razorbills as well as birds of prey including Owls, Kestrels and Falcons. As a result Skomer is a National Nature Reserve, a Site of Special Scientific Interest and a Special Protection Area. Much of Skomer has also been designated an Ancient Monument and it is also surrounded by a Marine Nature Reserve.

SEAHOUSES, ENGLAND - JUNE 25:  A Puffin returns to it's nest with a beak full of sand eels on June 25, 2011 on Inner Farne, England. The Farne Islands, which are run by the National Trust, are situated two to three miles off the Northumberland coastline. The archipeligo of 16-28 separate islands (depending on the tide) make the summer home to approximately 100,000 pairs of breeding seabirds including around 36,000 Puffins, 32,000 Guillemots and 2,000 pairs of Arctic Terns. The species of birds which nest in internationally important numbers include Shag, Sandwich Tern and Arctic Tern. The coastline around The Farnes are also the breeding ground to one of Europe's largest Grey Seal colonies with around 4,000 adults giving birth to 1500 pups every year.

SEAHOUSES, ENGLAND - JUNE 24:  A Puffin stands near it's burrow on a cliff top on June 24, 2011 on Inner Farne, England. The Farne Islands, which are run by the National Trust, are situated two to three miles off the Northumberland coastline. The archipeligo of 16-28 separate islands (depending on the tide) make the summer home to approximately 100,000 pairs of breeding seabirds including around 36,000 Puffins, 32,000 Guillemots and 2,000 pairs of Arctic Terns. The species of birds which nest in internationally important numbers include Shag, Sandwich Tern and Arctic Tern. The coastline around The Farnes are also the breeding ground to one of Europe's largest Grey Seal colonies with around 4,000 adults giving birth to 1500 pups every year.

SEAHOUSES, ENGLAND - JUNE 24:  A Puffin stands on a cliff top on June 24, 2011 on Inner Farne, England. The Farne Islands, which are run by the National Trust, are situated two to three miles off the Northumberland coastline. The archipeligo of 16-28 separate islands (depending on the tide) make the summer home to approximately 100,000 pairs of breeding seabirds including around 36,000 Puffins, 32,000 Guillemots and 2,000 pairs of Arctic Terns. The species of birds which nest in internationally important numbers include Shag, Sandwich Tern and Arctic Tern. The coastline around The Farnes are also the breeding ground to one of Europe's largest Grey Seal colonies with around 4,000 adults giving birth to 1500 pups every year.

SEAHOUSES, ENGLAND - JUNE 24:  Puffins stands on a cliff top on June 24, 2011 on Inner Farne, England. The Farne Islands, which are run by the National Trust, are situated two to three miles off the Northumberland coastline. The archipeligo of 16-28 separate islands (depending on the tide) make the summer home to approximately 100,000 pairs of breeding seabirds including around 36,000 Puffins, 32,000 Guillemots and 2,000 pairs of Arctic Terns. The species of birds which nest in internationally important numbers include Shag, Sandwich Tern and Arctic Tern. The coastline around The Farnes are also the breeding ground to one of Europe's largest Grey Seal colonies with around 4,000 adults giving birth to 1500 pups every year.

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In this ad for French clothing brand Camaïeu, a model wears a cozy sweatshirt and pajama shorts without incident. (Although, what's with the blurring near her belly button?). Scroll lower and you'll notice something a wee bit weird. Photoshop fail alert! What happened to her feet?

Victoria's Secret appears to have used its airbrushing powers to give a model a lift -- literally. To demonstrate the effectiveness of the Add 2 Cups Multi-Way Bra, part of the Bombshell collection, model Candice Swanepoel leans towards the camera and shows off her enhanced cleavage. But one side of her chest looks remarkably bigger than the other, as if the "Add 2 Cups" applied to one breast only.

This American Apparel ad is a study in Photoshop gone wrong. The image, ostensibly advertising the retailer's line of lace clothes, features a blonde girl cradling a horse's head that seems to be leading to nowhere.

Some Photoshop fails are subjective. Did the editor really chop off the model's arm? Or is that pose actually physically possible? But sometimes, the photo gods send us an airbrush misstep too obvious to be debated. This latest newsletter from Alloy is definitely a case of the latter.

Our friends over at PsDisasters tipped us off to the slightly off-kilter shot in the Gucci Resort 2013 ads. The fail in question has to do with poor Joan Smalls' leg-to-hip ratio. Her torso is twisted, but there's still something a little ... off about the way her legs are positioned. Does anyone else notice that her crotch doesn't match up to her body at all? That oversized snakeskin tote isn't hiding anything either.

This Kohl's ad take waist-whittling to a whole new, er, planet. Our friends at Photoshop Disasters spotted this flop -- and boy were they right. The shape these frocks seem designed to flatter definitely doesn't look human. The woman in the white dress has some sort of inverted triangle alien body -- or is that a Ken doll-like physique?

Our friends at PsDisasters tipped us off to this one, and it's definitely one for the books. To sell their "Jackie Cardigan" on their website, J. Crew featured a model in their typical prep-meets-hip gear. It only takes about half a second to notice that chunks of the model's inner thighs have been erased. Could this be a case of Photoshop streamlining gone wrong? Or is there some photo editor out there who thinks that the ideal pair of jeans creates the illusion of cratered body parts?

Jezebel pointed out that in the advertisements for Aguilera's Royal Desire fragrance, something appears a bit off. Aguilera's wrist bends weirdly, her knee has a seemingly misplaced indentation and her face and limbs look incredibly ... chiseled.

The 38-year-old graced the latest ad campaign for Rimmel looking a little ... well, flat. Kate's wearing matte foundation in the ad, so it's understandable that she would look somewhat less shiny. But, aside from her signature wide-set eyes and a small semblance of her cheekbones, we can't seem to find the lively Kate we know and love (even without a stitch of makeup).

When Kristen Stewart (awkwardly) posed on the cover of Glamour's November issue, she too fell victim to the photoshop madness. The potentially cute photo is ruined by a strange choice to cut off half of her arm (which somehow disappears into her leg).

Not only did Ann Taylor take a few inches off of a model's waist, the brand's website accidentally revealed the "before" shot, thanks to a tech glitch. The "before" is on the left, and Ann's "improved" version is on the right.

In this jarring Ann Taylor LOFT photo of Linen Twill Shorts, the model appears to have a thumb emerge directly out of her arm, above the wrist.

In this printed ad from an Italian haircare line, the female model's legs seem to have gone missing... or perhaps the male model's biceps are so big they conceal them?

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Model Angela Linvdall posed for the March cover of Vogue Mexico looking every beauty but also, very elongated. Her neck and jawline seemed to have been smoothed and stretched out or she's a modern-day Stretch Armstrong.

Bloomingdales turned a perfectly innocent model into a mutant, giving her the pointiest, most elongated elbow we've ever seen.

The leg bone is not connected to the hip bone. Period. And for more, check out a dozen or so airbrushed Angel fails.

By now, we're used to seeing models' bodies whittled down -- but how about reverse retouching? Like, making someone appear heavier than she is? That's what happened with Kamilla Wladyka who was Photoshopped to look healthier. For the cover of Healthy magazine.

And On And On. This model loves Suave's Mango Mandarin body wash so much that she hasn't realized she's an amputee.

We don't think the lady model's legs make any sense in Dolce & Gabbana's ad for light blue, although, somehow, 47 percent of you thought everything looked just peachy.

We still don't know what this was about but it seems more relevant than ever. Did Wills dye his hair just for the Hello cover shoot? Or was someone playing around with the color and contrast in everyone's favorite retouching program?

Here's an interesting spin: model Irina Shayk claims GQ Spain Photoshopped the underwear right off of her and that she never posed in the buff. She's taking the Spanish glossy to court over the pics.

"New Zealand's Next Top Model" came under fire for having a 16-year-old contestant pose topless, with only mud smeared across her naked breasts and then posted an unedited picture from the shoot online. The solution? A spray of Photoshopped steam covering up the girl's chest.

While Anne Hathaway looked stunning on British GQ's February 2010 issue, something's not quite right with her ultra-smooth armpit...

Another Ann Taylor photoshop fail...this time, they took out their airbrushing anger by amputating this poor model's arm!

We're not sure why someone would change Hilary Rhoda's already perfect and sky-high cheekbones to begin with-- but that didn't stop Numero Tokyo from engaging in this photoshop fail. The model's razor-sharp cheekbones were given a little too much tapering...yikes!

Some were shocked at Kate Middleton's frail frame in her Alexander McQueen gown on her wedding day. But a Grazia magazine retoucher decided to take it up a notch by airbrushing her already tiny waist, to look just like a life-size Barbie's instead. It seems that Grazia has tried to trick us into thinking the Duchess has the worlds smallest waist.

It's hard to even tell that this Maybelline ad features the one-and-only Christy Turlington, who is so airbrushed that she's basically unrecognizable. While the supermodel has always been known for her flawless complexion, her skin is so overly retouched that it bares more resemblance to a 3D animation than Christy herself.

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Louis Vuitton's fall 2010 campaign featuring models Christy Turlington, Karen Elson and Natalia Vodianova is so aesthetically pleasing to look at, that it's hard to notice this photoshop mystery. But if you look closely in the mirror, you'll see a random reflexion in the mirror that doesn't match up with the actual scene going on.

Grace are as pretty as can be in this September 2011 Vogue spread. But unfortunately, Lila Grace and her poor fingers are the victims in this photoshop disaster.

Kim Kardashian has always embraced her curvy figure--but the original and untouched photo that Complex.com accidentally posted of a thinner Kim says otherwise.

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