【動画】仏美人女優マリオン・コティヤールが体張った爆笑エロCMに!


『ダークナイト ライジング』『インセプション』などクリストファー・ノーラン監督作品でおなじみ、フランス出身の美人女優マリオン・コティヤールの意外すぎる爆笑動画が、人気サイト<Funny Or Die>にアップされて反響を呼んでいる。

まるで高級化粧品のCM風に始まる、この動画。どうやらマリオンはアメリカ企業で働くバリバリの美人キャリア・ウーマンという設定のようだ。

「こんにちは、マリオン・コティヤールよ。そう、アメリカは何でも実現できるチャンスと夢の国。でも女性はいつだって男性から"性の対象"として見られてしまうことを免れられないの。仕事やビジネスの場なんかでは特にそう」

開始早々しゃべりまくるコティヤールだが、どうやら職場における女性の処遇に対して不満があるようだ。そして、

「でも、フランスの女性たちは何世紀も前から知っていたわ、男性から本当の意味でリスペクトを勝ち取りたければ、"胸でなく眼に視線を向けさせなければならない"ってことを。1人の自立した人間として見られるためには、それが一番大事でしょう? そこで紹介したいのがこれ、フランスからの秘密のアイテム"Forehead Tittaes(額にオッパイ)"。額にオッパイをつけることによって、相手の視線はもっと上にくるの。そう、眼を見つめるのとほとんど変わらない目線に」

...と、涼しい顔をして想像のはるか斜め上を行くバカな提案をブチあげるコティヤール。しかも視聴者にツッコミを入れるヒマも与えず、

「この"Forehead Tittaes"は安全、なおかつ何度も利用可能」
「何通りものバージョンを揃えているのですべての女性にぴったりの"Forehead Tittaes"が見つかるはず」
「"Forehead Tittaes"で、オッパイ好きな男性の眼を自分の眼にほぼロックオン」

という感じで、他の女性ユーザー(?)たちとともに強引に締めくくってしまった...(人種や年齢によって"Forehead Tittaes"の形も違うという芸の細かさにご注目)。

オスカー受賞歴もあり、今やフランスを代表する超絶美人女優の彼女が、額にオッパイつけて爆笑インチキCMを完璧に演じている姿、その表情ひとつひとつに爆笑必至だ。ちなみに、ジョニーデップ最新作『ローン・レンジャー』にも出演している名優ウィリアム・フィクナーもシレッと出演していたりする...。

【参照リンク】
・Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5a52180b80/forehead-tittaes-w-marion-cotillard?rel=featured

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オスカー女優のマリオン・コティヤール、仕事や愛、イギリスへの思いを語る
マリオン・コティヤール、ディオールの新作広告で暴れまくる!?
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