野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術


先に言っときますが、かつて流行った『ONE PIECE』のルフィに学ぶリーダー論的なものはやりませんので、ご安心ください。「おれは助けてもらわねェと生きていけねェ自信がある!!」とか、管理職にドヤ顔で言われても困るじゃないですか、実際のところ。

というわけで、マンガ版『風の谷のナウシカ』(連載1982〜94年)より、クロトワさんです。ソレ誰だよという方もいらっしゃるでしょうが、ナウシカと当初対立するトルメキア軍皇女・クシャナの参謀、ヒゲ面の彼です。


アニメ版だとイマイチ影の薄いクロトワですが、マンガ版はそれなりの存在感がありまして。敵領土に侵攻中のクシャナ軍のもとに、クシャナの監視役として送り込まれてくるのが彼です。最初は自分の野望を叶えようと腹黒く画策するんですけど、途中からスパーンと諦めて、目の前の女性上司クシャナに尻尾をふって忠誠を誓い、彼女の言うことしか聞かなくなります。でも、それがむしろ良かった。周囲の登場人物が次々死んでいくなか、彼は最後までちゃっかり生き残るんですよ。

実は『風の谷のナウシカ』で個人的な野望を抱き続けた奴って、みんな無残に、わりとカッコ悪く死んでいきます。大量のグロい蟲(むし)に襲われて戦艦ごと墜落死したり、風呂に毒入れられたり、生きながら首だけになって間抜けに落下したり。

クシャナは最終的にトルメキアを仕切る――会社で言えば経営陣に出世する――ので、そのクシャナ部長の尻馬に乗っていたクロトワ課長は、めでたく勝ち組のナンバー2ですわ。

景気が抜群に良ければ、野望を抱いて社内に革命を起こすのもいいでしょう。でも今は、ほとんどの企業に挑戦する体力なんてありません。ナウシカ世界と同じく、たったひとつの失敗が致命傷になりうる"戦時下"なのです。だから、組織で決められたミッションを指示通りこなせない社員には、閑職への異動が待っています。実際の戦場でも、個人的な野望を抱いて悪目立ちな行動をとれば、あっという間に狙撃されますよね。意識高い系のスタンドプレーは、戦争が終わるまで、景気が完全回復するまで、ガマンしてください。

ちなみに冒頭のルフィの"名言"が収録されてるコミックス(第9巻)が発売されたのは1999年。その後数年間は今と景況感がまったく違うので、参考になりません。そこにきて、クシャナの名言はいいですよ。「私は私の血みどろの道をいく。親兄弟と殺し合う呪われた道をな......」。クシャナ部長、一生ついていきます!

(稲田豊史)

■関連リンク
水道橋博士の運転手から学ぶ「8時間以上寝なくても能力を発揮する」仕事術
ネガティブな人は整理対象 デキる人は必ずやっている「人の断捨離」
フェイスブックCEO、M・ザッカーバーグの「いいね!」どころじゃない慈善活動がスゴすぎる

47 PHOTOS
セレブ達も大はしゃぎ! ゴールデングローブ賞アフターパーティー【フォト集】
See Gallery
野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術
HBO's Official Golden Globe Awards After Party
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
HBO's Post 2014 Golden Globe Awards Party at Circa 55 Restaurant
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
HBO's Post 2014 Golden Globe Awards Party
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
HBO's Official Golden Globe Awards After Party
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Universal, NBC, Focus Features, E! Viewing And After-Party, Sponsored By Chrysler
HBO's Official Golden Globe Awards After Party
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
The Universal, NBC, Focus Features, E! Viewing And After-Party, Sponsored By Chrysler
HBO's Post 2014 Golden Globe Awards Party
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
HBO's Post 2014 Golden Globe Awards Party
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
The Universal, NBC, Focus Features, E! Viewing And After-Party, Sponsored By Chrysler
HBO's Official Golden Globe Awards After Party
HBO's Official Golden Globe Awards After Party
HBO's Official Golden Globe Awards After Party
The Universal, NBC, Focus Features, E! Viewing And After-Party, Sponsored By Chrysler
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
HBO's Official Golden Globe Awards After Party
The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party presented by Bombardier, FIJI Water, Lexus, Laura Mercier, Marie Claire and Yucaipa Films
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
HBO's Post 2014 Golden Globe Awards Party
HBO's Post 2014 Golden Globe Awards Party
HBO's Post 2014 Golden Globe Awards Party
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
InStyle and Warner Bros. 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards Post-Party
HIDE CAPTION
SHOW CAPTION
of
すべて見る
スライドに戻る

34 PHOTOS
今年はゴールイン? 婚約中のセレブカップル達【フォト集】
See Gallery
野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術
Jolie and Pitt have been together for eight years and have six children. They got engaged in April 2012.
The "CW" stars are engaged, according to People.
"The City" star is engaged to model Johannes Huebl.
Simpson and Johnson, who have two children together, have been engaged since Nov. 2010. So, when's this wedding happening?! We'll have to wait and see.
Kanye proposed to Kim with a 15-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring at the San Francisco AT&T Park on her 33rd birthday.
Ciara got engaged to rapper Future on Oct. 25, 2013.
The former "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills" star is engaged to her boyfriend William Tell.
Panettiere announced their engagement on "Live With Kelly & Michael" on Oct. 9, 2013.
Wilde and Sudeikis got engaged in Jan. 2013 and are currently expecting their first baby.
Levine proposed to Prinsloo in July 2013.
"The Hills" star is engaged to her boyfriend, Tim Rosenman.
Couric got engaged to boyfriend John Molner in early September 2013.
Wilson is engaged to "Happy Endings" creator David Caspe.
The former *NSYNC star is engaged to boyfriend Michael Turchin
The "Glee" star's rep confirmed that Rivera is engaged to marry Big Sean (otherwise known as Sean Michael Anderson) after just six months together.
The One Direction singer is engaged to girlfriend Perrie Edwards.
The "Glee" star is engaged to model Renee Puente.
Osbourne announced her engagement to boyfriend Mosshart in the summer of 2013.
The "Teen Wolf" star is engaged to his longtime girlfriend Seana Gorlick.
The pair, who came out publicly with their love this past June, confirmed to Us Weekly that they are set to marry. "They couldn't be happier," a friend of the twosome told the magazine.
The 21-year-old sister of Britney Spears is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Jamie Watson.
The actress is engaged to Cutter Dykstra -- and expecting her first baby!
Brandy got engaged to Press in Dec. 2012.
Aniston and Theroux got engaged in Aug. 2012 and are currently planning their wedding.
Vergara and Loeb got engaged during her 40th birthday weekend in the summer of 2012.
Ritchie is set to wed girlfriend Ainsley after the pair got engaged in Oct. 2012.
JWoww got engaged to Mathews in Sept. 2012.
Snooki and LaValle got engaged in March 2012.
Harris and Burtka have been engaged for seven years and plan to wed soon.
Hudson and Bellamy got engaged in April 2011, but have yet to tie the knot.
Metcalfe and Santana have been engaged since Jan. 2012.
Watts revealed Schreiber gave her a ring in Jan. 2010, but the pair have yet to confirm whether or not they've actually tied the knot.
Adams has been engaged to Le Gallo since July 2008. The pair have a daughter, Aviana, together.
Hudson and Otunga have been engaged for five years and have a son together.
HIDE CAPTION
SHOW CAPTION
of
すべて見る
スライドに戻る

81 PHOTOS
露出万歳 すけすけドレスできめるセレブたち【フォト集】
See Gallery
野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術
(PCN photo)
(Getty)
(Getty photo)
(Getty)
(Getty photo)
(Getty)
(Getty)
(Getty photo)
(Getty)
(Getty)
(Getty)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(FilmMagic)
(Getty photo)
(WireImage)
(FilmMagic)
(WireImage)
(Getty photo)
(WireImage photo)
(FilmMagic)
(Getty photo)
(WireImage photo)
(Getty photo)
(FilmMagic)
(FilmMagic)
(Getty photo)
(FilmMagic)
(Getty photo)
(FilmMagic)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(FilmMagic)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(Maciel/X17online.com photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(WENN photo)
(Getty photo)
(FilmMagic photo)
(Flynet photo)
(PCN/WENN photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
(Getty photo)
HIDE CAPTION
SHOW CAPTION
of
すべて見る
スライドに戻る

57 PHOTOS
人気No1若手女優ジェニファー・ローレンス【フォト集】
See Gallery
野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術
HIDE CAPTION
SHOW CAPTION
of
すべて見る
スライドに戻る

42 PHOTOS
濃厚すぎて目が離せない!キム・カーダシアン&カニエ・ウェスト愛の軌跡【フォト集】
See Gallery
野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術
HIDE CAPTION
SHOW CAPTION
of
すべて見る
スライドに戻る

19 PHOTOS
ミス・ユニバース2013【フォト集】
See Gallery
野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術
Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo, from the United States, right, places the crown on Miss Venezuela Gabriela Isler during the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Universe 2013 Gabriela Isler, from Venezuela, center, waves after winning the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss India Manasi Moghe participates in the final of the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Switzerland Dominique Rinerknecht participates in the final of the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Great Britain Amy Willerton smiles while competing in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Brazil Jakelyne Oliveira, left, receives a bouquet of flowers before leaving the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. Gabriela Isler won the Miss Universe 2013 title. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Philippines Ariella Arida participates in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Venezuela Gabriela Isler participates in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. Gabriela Isler won the Miss Universe 2013 title. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Spain Patricia Yurena Rodriguez participates in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Spain Patricia Yurena Rodriguez participates in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Philippines Ariella Arida participates in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Brazil Jakelyne Oliveira participates in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Ecuador Constanza Baez, right, answers questions as she participates in the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, Saturday, Nov. 9, 2013. At left is host Melanie Brown, or Mel B. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Ecuador Constanza Baez attends a rehearsal for a musical performance of the final of the 2013 Miss Universe competition in Moscow, Russia, on Tuesday, Nov. 5, 2013. Contestants will compete for the title of Miss Universe in Moscow on Nov. 9. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss USA 2012 and Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo taken a group picture with participants of Miss Universe 2013 during the preliminary competition of the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Tuesday, Nov. 5, 2013. Beauties will compete for the title of Miss Universe in Moscow on Nov. 9. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss USA Erin Brady, center, and Miss Venezuela Gabriela Isler, first from right, present themselves during the preliminary competition of the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Tuesday, Nov. 5, 2013. Beauties will compete for the title of Miss Universe in Moscow on Nov. 9. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
From left to right: Miss Mexico Cynthia Duque, Miss New Zealand Holly Cassidy, Miss South Africa Marilyn Ramos, Miss Panama Carolina Brid, Miss Curacao Eline de Pool, Miss Turks and Caicos Snwazna Adams, Miss Botswana Tsaone Macheng and Miss Thailand Chalita Yaemwannang take part in a rehearsal of the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Thursday, Nov. 7, 2013. Beauties will compete for the title of Miss Universe in Moscow on Nov. 9. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
Miss Korea Yumi Kim, background left, Miss Ecuador Constanza Baez, center back to camera, prepare to take a part in a rehearsal of the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow, Russia, on Thursday, Nov. 7, 2013. Beauties will compete for the title of Miss Universe in Moscow on Nov. 9. (AP Photo/Pavel Golovkin)
HIDE CAPTION
SHOW CAPTION
of
すべて見る
スライドに戻る

21 PHOTOS
魅惑のセクシーボディ ケイト・アップトン【フォト集】
See Gallery
野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術
HIDE CAPTION
SHOW CAPTION
of
すべて見る
スライドに戻る

31 PHOTOS
大胆すぎるノーブラ美女たち【フォト集】
See Gallery
野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術
HIDE CAPTION
SHOW CAPTION
of
すべて見る
スライドに戻る

60 PHOTOS
小悪魔歌姫ケイティ・ペリー【フォト集】(60枚)
See Gallery
野望をあっさり捨て女性上司クシャナの犬になる『ナウシカ』クロトワに学ぶ処世術